You're Finally Awake | Unisex t-shirt | Skyrim
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You’re fighting your way through the Skull Cavern in the Calico Desert. You’ve eaten your way through your entire hoard of purple mushrooms, cheese, and magic rock candy. You have 2 health left, and a serpent is headed right your way. A quick glance at the clock at the top of your screen and your stomach drops as you watch it turn from 1:50am to 2:00am. Your farmer slumps to the floor, passed out. Your screen fades to black.
Instead of the usual midnight announcements, however, your screen fades slowly brighter and you notice the faint sound of a wagon jostling along a winding road.
“Hey, you. You’re finally awake.”
The “You’re Finally Awake” design features a doodle of the classic iron helmet worn by the Dragonborn in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on the front, and the phrase on the back as a reference to the opening sequence of the game, which quickly became an iconic meme.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US