Rolling with the Homies | Unisex t-shirt | Retro Gaming

“You’re walking through the Forest of Doom, with nothing but the clothes on your back and a wooden sword strapped to your waist. After walking for miles, you finally approach the Legendary Dragon of Death and Destruction. It sets a new tree alight with every fiery breath it takes; the beast is known throughout the continent for its ferocious nature. What would you like to do?”

“I wanna seduce it.”

“You wanna s– okay, fine. Roll a performance check for me.”
“Natty 20, baby!”

“I… yup, okay. You successfully seduce the Legendary Dragon of Death and Destruction. Goddamn bards.”

The “Rolling with the Homies” design features kids playing Dungeons & Dragons around a table in a classic ‘70s advertisement style.

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US