One Bottle Daily | Valentine's Day Card

A hard pill to swallow: Toxic gamer men, this one's directed at you. You're probably not very good at FPS games if you keep dying every two minutes. You also aren't cool for screaming at your teammates and blaming them for losing when they had to carry your sorry ass the entire round. Your projection of your own failures onto others is contained to video games now, but if you don't keep it in check it'll soon spill into your daily life and you'll ostracize yourself from all your friends and family. 

An easy pill to swallow: Cute, pink Kirby ones!!

The "One Bottle Daily" design features a prescription bottle full of cute Kirby pills. 

PRODUCT DETAILS: • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope